Sunday 5 January 2020

Was that only four years?

Well. That hasn't gone well for us has it?

It's a new Olympic year and everything is going tits up. Australia is burning. The US has totally NOT declared war on Iran and we're 5 days into the new year without me having either a girlfriend or a unicorn.

I can't fix any of that. I can however count up all the metres that the athletes at this year's olympics complete.

So once again we ask "How Far Exactly?"