Wednesday 10 August 2016

Day 4 - He is the Champion My Friend

August 10th.

Play this for full effect.

I'm re-naming him, it has to be done. "Michael Phelps" no longer works, it's now "Michael FUCKING Phelps". He has competed at 5 different Olympiads, he has medalled (ugh) at all but his first. He knows exactly how awesome Katie Ledecky is.

He works so hard that this is his daily diet, he probably has a bigger carbon footprint than you just through what he eats compared to what you drive. Having already owned the record for most medals at the modern games he has apparently tied a 2,168 year old record with a chance of breaking it. He is what we should all aspire to be. Thank you Michael.

Anyway, totals for today are 50,300m worth of swimming. This gives us a total of 221,300m which gives Rio a lead over London of 16,100. I have to admit that I'm starting to get nervous over this. Hopefully the Russian ban effect will kick in soon.

Totals:

Swimming: 221,300m
Running: 0m
Jumping: 0m
Throwing: 0m

Total: 221,300m

Hero of the day:  

MICHAEL FUCKING PHELPS

I can't add to that.

See you tomorrow.

R

@howfarexactly

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